Thursday, January 31, 2008

Quit Your Job Quiz

Quit your Job Quiz 1. When your alarm clock goes off in the morning? A. Jump out of bed (not touching the snooze) and looking forward to the day ahead (1) B. Cursing (2) C. Stuck in the fetal position, refusing to get up. (3) D. Wish you had no arms or legs so you could stay in bed all day (4) 2. Which person is most like your boss? A. Mother Teresa (1) B. Arnold Scheneggar (2) C. Pol Pot (3) D. Jessica Simpson (4) 3. How long is your commute? A. 30 minutes or less (1) B. 30 to 60 minutes (2) C. You have stock in Books on Tape (3) D. Long enough you want to stab your eyes out with a screwdriver (4) 4. What do you wear to work? A. Wear what you want (1) B. Business casual or suit and tie (2) C. Polyester pants, name tag, and paper hat (3) D. Dunce cap (4) 5. On your birthday what do your co-workers do for you? A. TGIF or something similar with cocktails (1) B. Nothing (2) C. Make you do shots of Jagrmeister (3) D. Give you an atomic wedgie (4) 6. What percent of your day is spent doing what trained monkey could do? A. 1% (1) B. 25% (2) C. 50% (3) D. Koko could do my job (4)

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